nosdrinker:

autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited

niggermom:

im actually dying of a rare disease called please date me

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

(Source: rnackenzie)

neonreef:

what if tumblr was like a secret agency and everyone with a blog was like the chosen one and we were all immortal and one day the earth explodes but we all get sucked into the tumblr world and live on a dash and we ate all the food in the pictures that we see and live in the houses that we see hahahahahahah thats what i thought about in maths today

I really hope all this is worth it in the end.

(Source: noudlezz)

hey-samanthaa:

I wonder how you’re doing without me. I wonder if you’ve found someone new to talk to every day. I wonder if they’re better than me. I wonder so much about you that it’s driving me insane.